TSP Fukrapanti | If Politicians Were Teachers | ft. Modi, Kejriwal, Tharoor, Swaraj
TSP Fukrapanti | If Politicians Were Teachers | ft. Modi, Kejriwal, Tharoor, Swaraj


Sir, I’m done with all my notes. Students! All the old notes you have, is all useless. From today onwards, there will be
new notes in the school. You can get in line
for the xerox machine, and get your notes with a limit
of 2 copies per student. Right now! Good results are yet to come. -Roll number one?
-Present, Sir! -Three?
-Present, Sir. -Five?
-Sir, you didn’t call out two and four. We’re also present. Son, the classes
are for odd numbers today. The even ones have it tomorrow. You’ll are part of the even ones,
your class is tomorrow, go out. This is isn’t Mr. Modi’s class,
it’s Kejriwal’s class, go out! Out! Even you’re an even number?
Out! I hope there are no more even numbers. -What’s your roll number?
-Sir, seven… Sir, seven! Praise Lord Krishna, Sir! Why are you both sticking to each other?! This is disgusting! I won’t accept this at all! The boys and girls will sit separately! Girls on this side, boys on this side. Should I wait for you to leave? Move! You all are brothers
and sisters henceforth! Understood? Okay kids, today’s class has ended. We’ll meet tomorrow, okay? Ma’am, I have one question left! Child, ask your question on Twitter,
I’ll give you the answer there itself. Among the rest of you who don’t follow me
on Twitter, they’re going to get a big zero
in the unit tests! Follow. All my dear students, we’ll run a cleaning movement
in school today. The ‘Clean School Movement’! An entire period dedicated
towards cleanliness! How will we do it though, Sir?
Mr. Kejriwal took away the broom. Oh damn it, Keju! No, no. My son isn’t like that. Hold on. Look at this,
I’ve got proof. This is a xerox copy of his sick leave,
I’ve stolen it from his class teacher. Look at this, it says he had diarrhoea.
Did he have diarrhoea? Did he have diarrhoea? Does he look
like a person who had diarrhoea? Look at this, he’s learnt to fake
your signature! He’s already learnt to scam people,
he’ll ruin the country in the future. Rascal! Where’d you learn all this from?! No, ma’am. It’s not his fault. This is the work of his history teacher,
Mr. Modi. A day before, he was
making them practice a fast, and told them not to eat for 2 days. He gave them all chocolates. Mr. Modi did it. I went to the principal
and complained against him. I’m a common teacher, no one will listen
to me, you do it, they’ll listen to you. This child is getting spoilt! -Come on, let’s go to the principle.
-Go ahead. Come on! How many states does India have? Who is going to tell me? Yes, Romkesh. You tell me. You look quite confident. Uh sir, three states.
Solid, liquid and gas. -Oh really? You’re sure?
-Yes, yes. There’s some Kerala, Punjab and all
written here…. Ohh… I think I brought
the wrong book. We’ll continue tomorrow.
Okay, students? What did you do! You erased the cow goddess! Didn’t I make you pledge protection
towards the cow goddess? You broke it?! How will you be a true protector now,
Uma Parvathi?! Get lost now! Get back to your seat! Sir, may I go to the toilet? Toilet? Are you sure it’s urine pressure
and not something else? See, because your urine is composed off unwanted substances,
that has been filtered from your blood by naphrol the functional units of
your two kidneys, from there, it is emptied through
your urethra. A yound adult, excretes 0.5 to 2 litres
of urine each day! And now my child,
as I can see. You are indeed
in tremendous pressure here. So ofcourse, you may go! “Sir, I made a mistake.” “I tell you I’m sorry.” “I do my homework daily but,” “I forget my note book
at home.” “If I don’t bring my homework tomorrow,” “you can call my parents.” “Give me one last chance, Sir. “I swear by education.” “You told me this yesterday
and you’ll say the same tomorrow.” “Does heart understand this
or does my heart understand?” Where do you think you’re going? Go,
stand there! You all get back to studying!

100 thoughts on “TSP Fukrapanti | If Politicians Were Teachers | ft. Modi, Kejriwal, Tharoor, Swaraj”

  1. The Screen Patti says:

    What was your favorite punishment in school? ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. Alberto kg says:

    Accha marks aana wala ha

  3. softwareketan says:

    Nice Entertaining Video

  4. md jafar ali says:

    susma swaraj RIP๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

  5. soni jhariya says:

    Thoda lambi video banaya karo

  6. Navrajan Paul says:

    Sab BOss DK hain Especially Modi Fudu

  7. Aishwarya Mazumder says:

    modi ji part was bestโค

  8. Afsha Khan says:

    Haaye kv sir ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  9. Madhavi Patel says:

    Kumar vishwas

  10. anthony abraham says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  11. Didar Singh says:

    Kejriwal damn goos

  12. Akanksha Shekhawat says:

    Hheheheheh i like yogi ji๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  13. Sumedha Das says:

    Greattttt

  14. Ravi Jhally says:

    I wish i could hack youtube algorithm and do 1billion likes on this vid.

  15. tech world says:

    Rip sushma sawraj

  16. Vinayak Thapa says:

    Ye achi video thi lekin maza ne aya boring video thi ……comedy man pappu khan hota to jada maza aata

  17. B-Boy Amaze says:

    Very nyc n funny video. I never expected shashi tharoor. That long explanation like a lecture Haha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ

  18. Md Ashfaque says:

    3:52

  19. Arvind Kumar hota says:

    Supbbb

  20. pramod sinha says:

    RIP SUSHMA SWARAJ

  21. Harshit singh says:

    They will definitely beat by students
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

  22. Deepak Patel says:

    Mast

  23. Bechulalvinodkumar Jewellers says:

    To all the artists ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  24. TIM says:

    Kejriwal acting too good and funny…

  25. Niraj Singh says:

    Oohh Daammnn keju..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  26. Bhuriya Rahulbhai says:

    Yogi is great

  27. Atul Dhiman says:

    Ek Dam bakwassssssssss aage se aisi bakchod mat dalna bosdi wale

  28. Bassam Nabeel says:

    Kaijrewaal is the funniest

  29. VINEET MEENA says:

    Yogi ji ko loktantra bilkul bardasht ni karenge

  30. Samadhan Markande says:

    เคฏเฅ‡ เคฌเคจเคฃเฅ‡ เคตเคพเคฒเฅ‡ เค•เฅ‡ เคฎเฅเคชเฅ‡ เคฎเฅ‹เคฆเฅ€เคœเฅ€ เค“เคฐ เคฏเฅ‹เค—เฅ€ เค†เคฆเคฟเคคเฅเคฏเคจเคพเคฅ เคœเฅ€ เคจเฅ‡ เค•เคฐเคพเคฐเคพ เคคเคฎเคพเคšเคพ เคฎเคพเคฐเคพ เคนเฅˆเค‚.

  31. Vikas Joshi says:

    Nice

  32. siddhant rahate says:

    Politician as a wineshop owner

  33. funny Cartoon Clips says:

    I wish shusma shwarah g could've answered u questions

  34. Arvind Kumar says:

    Jeetu as Kejriwal is awesome

  35. Aziz Manjothi says:

    เค•เฅ‡เคœเคฐเฅ€ เค”เคฐ เคฅเคฐเฅ‚เคฐ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  36. Priyanka Bhatt says:

    You all are real stars.

  37. Desi Kalakar says:

    2.31 yeh dast ka mariz nahi yeh bawasir ka mariz lagta ha

  38. Sarthak Rai says:

    Kejriwal best tha

  39. Abhishek Gupta says:

    We miss you sushma ji๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

  40. Mohd Uzaib Qureshi says:

    Aaj s TM SB Bhai behen๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

  41. Akib Khan says:

    Kejriwal is so strict and really disciplined

  42. Achintya Das says:

    RIP Sushma mam. ..

  43. Sonu Kumar says:

    Yogi ji is the best

  44. Himangshu Sekhar Das says:

    Kejriwal wala role samjha nehi๐Ÿ˜

  45. #raj menaria says:

    RIP SUSHMA MAIM๐Ÿ˜ญ

  46. Vaibhav Dorve says:

    Awesome guys

  47. Ankur Prajapati says:

    ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„gay mandir yogi ji๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

  48. kuch v A says:

    Bedichod 2002 likhna jaruri tha
    Modi wala class m ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  49. Knock noc !!!!! says:

    Kumar Vishwas is the best.

  50. Radhika Patidar says:

    Shashi tharur so handsome,,,๐Ÿ˜‚

  51. Siya says:

    Jhadu ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  52. Rishabh Pandey says:

    Sushma Swaraj maam one was Worst

  53. Gitesh Gupta says:

    Enjoyed a lot

  54. Sunil roy says:

    kya yr modi ka aisa majak ura rahe ho

  55. Rajrani Vishwakarma says:

    Politicions in a only one family

  56. Shivpal Singh says:

    Very nice video

  57. Sanjay Mishra says:

    Good

  58. Kumud Shukla says:

    hahaha mast re baba

  59. humanity no. 1 says:

    Hahah lovely

  60. DRAGON WARRIORX says:

    Kejriwal – is mein itehas ke teacher modiji ka hath hai ; hahahah

  61. Shashant Harit says:

    jeetu Bhai best

  62. inderpal arora says:

    tum bade kaaanfident lag rahe ho

  63. ram suthar says:

    Bro nunu ki jgh gubara diya h ky uparwale ne? Ese kiska susu niklta h bina aawaj k or direct niche tk tpkne lgta h bt tere to gubare k jese ft k or ese pnt k center me sara nikla h jese nunu ki jgh gubara ho or hr bar susu krne jata h to ft ta h or hr bar nya nunu lgata ho

  64. 7ViVid Fรปรฑstรซr says:

    RIP Sushma Swaraj

  65. mo kaif says:

    Super bhai kiya baat h

  66. sameer sharma says:

    RIP susma mam

  67. dipak parekh says:

    How you forget amit shah? ๐Ÿ˜‚

  68. Ashutosh Shukla says:

    Is Video ko dubara dekhne par man bhari ho gaya..
    We Miss U Susma Ji ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  69. Prosenjit DBLAcK says:

    Damn…That Guy who Played The Role of sashi.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ …

  70. nishant mohapatra says:

    sashi tharoor at its best

  71. asweni education says:

    Shashi Tharoor is awesome

  72. Biswaroop Goswami says:

    RIP Karishma Swaraj๐Ÿ˜”

  73. k. Mishra says:

    RIP Susma Swaraj. ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•

  74. anuj jha says:

    I like kejriwal

  75. Saksham Bose says:

    Girl who acted as sushma swaraj is ROMA in Dream Girl

  76. Snehasish Majumder says:

    1:27 THAT IS TRUE INDIAN CULTURE…..
    PROUD OF YOGI JI……
    LARKIO BEHEN HE BAS ITNA HI……..
    ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ•‰๏ธ๐Ÿ•‰๏ธ๐Ÿ•‰๏ธ๐Ÿ•‰๏ธ

  77. swaleha samar says:

    Politicians as students?

  78. Rahul Saini says:

    Awesome! U can continue this video. mja ayega

  79. Umesh Choudhary says:

    RIP sushma mam๐Ÿ˜ข

  80. Prakash Mehra says:

    Keju rokcs

  81. raja 12 says:

    Yogi ji awesome hai

  82. Saurabh Verma says:

    wah….๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  83. Prabhat Shanker Pandey says:

    Kejriwal ki acting achhi lgi

  84. Ab Rahman Reticent says:

    3states ..solid liquid md gas…ismein toh Kerlaโ˜บโ˜บโ˜บโ˜บRhl Gandhi

  85. Nihal Kumar says:

    Kejriwal ji ka acting Sabse mast ki hai bhai ne.

  86. Nihal Kumar says:

    Bhai aur koi kre ya na kre Mai to krunga like , share & subscribe
    Osm video banate ho bhai log.

  87. Bharat Soni says:

    Hum iski kadi ninda krte h

  88. Ayush Singh Raghuwanshi says:

    Pappu gandhi and kejriwal aur Kumaar vishwas were the best.

  89. Anil Kumar raj says:

    Kejariwal wala video best lga

  90. Sahil Dwivedi says:

    Yogi,modi , Kejriwal and Tharoor was best displayed in this video

  91. Kamesh Vijay Kumar Lohumi says:

    Madarsso ki padhai pe jara bnaaao vdo to jaanu

  92. Faisu Sk says:

    Didi kaha hai??

  93. Niladri sinha says:

    RIP Sushma Swaraj

  94. R P says:

    RIP Shusma Swaraj๐Ÿ™

  95. Mayank Kumar says:

    Yogiji ko kbhiibhii teacher ni bnnaa chahea๐Ÿ˜‚

  96. GFR KANON says:

    Kejru was the best. Love from bangladesh. TSP โค

  97. Gunja Jha says:

    jio ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  98. vamsi vishruth says:

    Who noticed
    JIO GRAPHY
    Behind rahul gandhi

  99. Missteeth X says:

    Watch and subscribe. Need ur support guys. https://youtu.be/QEjUBESBv70

  100. Azmat Ali says:

    Jiography ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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