eh, what’s better than coming to school during Saturday because your bro™ forgot something wait, what he forgot? move ur as u fatass and bring me my 7 notebooks, u bicth!!1!!1 okay… I’m curious if anyone will be in school today Hello, welcome to Baldi’sBasicInEducationAndLearning™ Mr. Baldi? What are you doing in school during weekend? I am Baldi!1!! I’m math teacher!1!! yes, I know, I’m going to this school 5 days in week, but what are you doing here- MATH IS FUN Sir, you are drunk, right? nevermind, I’m here for notebooks and- I know what you are here for owo The notebooks that you need are in many different classes You will have to find them OwO Nice. And, before you can collect the notebook, you will have to solve 3 math problems!!! HECK YES Couldn’t you just give them to me!? Why do you have to make everything so hard!? Because otherwise this place wouldn’t be called SCHOOL. oh, right. gO tO tHe FirSt cLaSs AnD sOlVe ThE pRoBlEmS tup tup tup tup Are you serious? TRY TO SOLVE THE FIRST PROBLEM OwO WHAT IS 2+2? owowowo VERY GOOD! OWO ANOTHER PROBLEM OwO WHAT IS 3+2? UWU GOOOOOD!!!1! OWO
ANOTHER PROBLEM! 7 – 3 WOW, good job, you get a money! Seriously? Money for shit like this? owo eh, where did we made a mistake? gO tO aNoTheR cLaSS anD sOLvE AnoTher ProBlemS tO geT A NOteBoOk Alrighty oookaaay, 5+7=12 4+3=7 and a uhhh Mr- Mr. Baldi! Should it be like this- “I will rape your house and burn your mother” nevermind Fuck, I don’t know. Maybe 69. For every bad answer, I’m getting pissed off more. wat? slap *slap* sir, what do you want? *slapslapsapap*
Hello? Mr. Baldi? lemme smash aAaAAAAAAAA hey you no running in the halls! let this be a lesson for you! But Mr. Principal, a teacher wants to rape me with his 40 inch ruller!~ U can’t run in the hall, u can hurt someone w-w-ww-aa-what?
It’s Saturday, no one’s in school! There’s still a few people. What are they doing here? I dunno, I don’t fucking care. We don’t spy on our students Get your ass ready~ ok, 3rd notebook quick and augyah um 2 “Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru” Oh fuck *slapslapsalp* Hm? Slap sLap slAp slaP *SLAP*
Let’s play- aUah Oh my- I’m so sorry! Auch, why would you do that!? I thought you were Baldi what the fuck? You are throwing cans at teachers? no, but I… I’m really sorry I… I wanted to give you a notebook and you are treating me like that? gimmie dat y-you… SLAp gotta run. Hey, can you move?
Gimmie a snacc. dude, I don’t have any! Quick, please move away! pff, no snacc, no moving. dUde, stop being stupid and MOVE! Or what? You will beat me up? hahahahsiajsjda why are you like this?
Eh? Are you trying to show me your dominance, or what? I don’t understand? what you don’t understand? That whole your life, you are just making everyone’s life a living hell, u bully them, you do with ’em whatever you want do you- do you have any problems? (eh, eh? pROBLEMS? you see what I did here- ok I will… I will stop) I can bet that u have been taught that in ur house in house without justice and understanding You whine about your house while really you actually do that by yourself. You are just useless human being. Son, you will be useless if you will keep on doing that stupid things.
But dad, I love ballet and- I SAID STOP Go…
Thanks. WHY DID YOU LET HIM GO!? I just felt like. I shouldn’t bully him to cover up what I feel. And now, I would like to make my dreams come true LEARN TO FUCKING GET YOUR JOB DONE, YOU HAD TO NOT LET HIM GO. You are just useless piece of shit. ACTA2 will not work oh no. It’S TIME TO SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!!1!1 ueh Thanks Miss Gosia
sweep sweep!1!! Religion class, I’m sure there’s another notebook! What the- In the name of Go- what do you want!? I’m only here for notebooks… Hiya Roman
‘Ello… sSSHHH so uhh I will just take it aaaaand go away goodbye. what was too much hey hey hey hey, no running in the halls.
I wasn’t running! I’m not talking to you. Stop it you roadhog! I’m sorry , but my wheelchair accidentally (blah blas im to lazy to translate this, sorry :>) It wasn’t my fault and *slap* shut the fuck up you talking car! that will stop him for a while yeah, a while.
Welcome. who the fuck are you? this school has won me in a contest about mating I know what you are here for. yeah, the whole school already knows. You won’t collect all of the notebooks and run away better give up, just like me. you were here for notebooks too?
no. So bacause of what did you gave up? I tried to live a normal life, I’m treated like a thing even thought I can feel and think. I will never run away from here, so I gave up. and you, my dear, aren’t first. every year school chooses one person to be a ‘contestant’ in some contest :p contestant’s job is to collect all 7 notebooks and stay alive math questions were always the hardest ones most people couldn’t get past through them your chances of surviving are equal to zero I know that u are really optimistic rn and you believe that you can get out of here But is doesn’t have any sense… You are wrong. no u. if really I won’t get out of here if i really won’t get out of here then i dont care if i will run or get caught… they will catch me anyways, i think we should try even if we probably wont win.. its like a free lottery ticket victory is not guaranteed but the ticket was free so why not try… chances of winning are small but i wont hurt to try it out by the way, thanks for motivation. *stealstealsteal* Congratulations you managed to fuck up all of the 7 problems! The only thing you can do now is RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY WHEN YOU STILL CAN! exit! pff, there’s no way he will get me do u really think so? sweep sweep~ Gotta Sweep and Baldi’s fusion~!1!!!
NYAA OH FUCK, BALD MIDGET ON A BRUSH THAT’S BAD, THAT’S REALLY BAD w e l c o m e. 1st prize! Cya. W̸̡̲̪̫͔̰̘̻̖͈̉͑͛͋̽͊́͊̈́̆̍̊̀͐̕R̷̨͈͐́̇̔͆̈́̀̑̃͛̕͝Ó̷̡̝̰͔͈̟̀̾̇̑̉́̿̐͐̆̌̕͝͠O̶̫̹̞͎͓͎̻̜̥̝̣̗͇̼͗̑͛̎̃̆͋͛̃̀̌͘̕M̷̪͇̣̫͓̟̤͍̊̀́̔̀̍͐͒͆̊̈̉͘͠͠ auGH Oh FUCK I AM ALIVE, AND WHAT NOW BALDI and he ran away.
And what? He we’ll have to come back here in Monday anyway.